Yer ferst little terdin yer little trainer potty,no bigger than a pea,but you made it with your body!You such lov’d t’play “movin’ bowels,”ye tried three more times ‘fore throw’n in the towel;what a joy for da-da to see,that little terd no bigger than a pea!
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kavame, kaptain
weds I have less than $1.50 in total bank assets. Payday is Friday. I could stay in and meditate but I have a revelation: pawn loans. I look up the value of the old PRS knockoff I got when I helped that guy move out and figure I’ll get enough to cover a couple nightsContinue reading “kavame, kaptain”
Script: Mr G and Mr Robot #1
Mr Gringo: what is the best way forward for two adults with a 16 month old child who are dealing with the constant conflicts arising from issues of the past, when one person who is the mother of the child has decided not to complete counseling sessions that are focused on resolving and overcoming pastContinue reading “Script: Mr G and Mr Robot #1”
Beatles Bass
When I got my Beatles bass, it was about a year into the pandemic. It struck me that we couldn’t finish the band without a bass. Sure we had five guitars and electric drum kit, tambourines and keys, but without a bass it felt like a bone was missing. I started searching the piece ofContinue reading “Beatles Bass”
CH. VII: He, Don Ism
Farmer is not out in the field behind Sinkers to find Eddie there fumigating his eyewear, he’s just relieving himself against the skeleton of a birch tree with a beer bottle in one hand and a cigarette in the other…
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